In Arizona, a Highway Patrol officer pulls over a speeding Harley, engaging in a lighthearted exchange with the elderly rider named Fred. When asked for his full name, Fred insists it’s “Just Fred,” leading to an amusing conversation about lost surnames. Fred humorously recounts his journey from Fred Johnson, MD, to  Just Fred, leaving the officer in stitches with tears of laughter.

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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:

He asks the old biker his name.

“Fred.” He replies.

“Fred what?” The officer asks.

“Just Fred.” The old man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the old biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

The officer then presses him for the last name.

The old man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

“Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’

The old biker replies.

“It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a  doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, and residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred

Johnson, MD.

After a while, I got bored being a  doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! I got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.