A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone.

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A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:

“Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door?”

The phrase didn’t quite enlighten him, so he entered his office a bit puzzled.

Later, while sitting at his desk, he notices his zipper is undone. Realizing the secretary’s subtle hint, he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:

“When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar?”

The secretary, smiling, replies:

“No, boss. All I saw was a Mini with two deflated tires.”

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